Has anyone else noticed that their uterus seems to be hosting its own soap opera? One minute it’s all cooperative and dull, and the next it’s throwing a melodramatic tantrum like it’s auditioning for a daytime drama. I’m starting to suspect mine is trying to develop its own personality just to keep life interesting.
And speaking of performances, what’s the deal with these so-called “classic” pelvic exams? I half expect my ob gyn to crack a joke about my “leading lady” antics while lifting the curtain on the main stage. Is this just the norm, or are we all part of an elaborate, unintentional comedy sketch where our bodies are the stars?
Seriously, share your funniest or most bizarre experiences. Is there a secret handbook in ob/gyn offices titled “How to Make Your Patient Laugh While Checking Their Ovaries”? Because if so, I’d love to borrow it for my next visit.